Lightweight, soft, and honest — this tee carries a small dose of farmyard humor and a whole lot of comfort. A sweet, slightly goofy cow illustration sits beneath the hand-lettered line “there’s a 99% chance i don’t care,” giving the shirt a playful, deadpan vibe that fits casual days, weekend chores, and backyard hangs. The fabric feels smooth against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to the classic crew neck and relaxed fit. Wear it when you want a low-key laugh, when errands feel overrated, or when you just want something cozy that won’t overstate itself.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for vivid, durable art
- Certified and responsibly sourced: Oeko-Tex certified fabric and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
